Jag ska snart bli miljonär banne mig

Det är ju helt fantastiskt, det är nästan inte så man tror det. Jag ska ärva 40 % av 5,5 miljoner dollar, Läs följande konversation mellan mig och Felix.

Först fick jag detta:

—– Original Message —–
From:
Sent: Saturday, April 23, 2005 12:52 AM
Subject: GET BACK TO ME

Barrister Felix Ubah
UbahChambers
15 Ojo Road
Olodi Apapa
Lagos Nigeria
mail to::ubahchambers@lawyer.com

Dear Marten
I am Barrister Felix Ubah, a Solicitor, and the Personal Attorney to Mr
Tim Marten, a national of your country, who used to work with shell
development company in Nigeria.On the 2nd of may 1999, my client,his wife
And their three children were involved in a car accident along Sagbama
Express Road. All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost there
lives. Since then I have made several enquiries to your embassy to locate
any of my clients extended relatives, this has also proved
unsuccessful.After these several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to
trace his relatives over the Internet, to locate any member of his family
but of no avail, hence I contacted you. I have contacted you to assist in
repartrating the money that belong to my client before they get
confisicated or declared unserviceable by the bank where this huge
deposits were lodged.Particularly, the Bank where the deceased had an
account valued at about 5 .5million dollars has issued me a notice to
provide the next of kin or have the account confisicated within the next
ten official working days. since i have been unsuccesfull in locating the
the relatives for over 3 years now I seek your consent to present you as
the next of kinof the deceased since you are from the same country and
bear the same last name ,so that the proceeds of this account valued at
$5.5 million dollars can be paid to you and then you and me can share the
money. 55% to me and 40% to you,while 5% should be for expenses or tax
as your government may require,I have the certificate of deposit that can
be used to back up any claim we may make. All I require is your honest
cooperation to enable us see this deal through.
I guarantee that this will be executed under a legitimate arrangement
that will protect you from any breach of the law.Please get in touch with
me by my email to enable us discuss further.
MEANWHILE RESPOND TO ME THROUGH MY ALTERNATIVE
E/MAIL BELOW mail to::ubahchambers@lawyer.com
Best regards,
Felix Ubah Esq

Så jag svarade så klart:

—– Original Message —–
From: ”Marten Trogen”
To:
Sent: Saturday, April 23, 2005 12:57 PM
Subject: Re: GET BACK TO ME

This is great news, how much do I have to pay you before I can get this
money?
By the way, what surname and nationallity do you have in your records of
me?

Sen fick jag detta (jag visar hans ”svar” i fet stil):

DEAR MARTEN

THANKS FOR YOUR RESPONSE TO MY MAIL.MY MAIN FOCUS IS TO PRESENT YOU TO THE BANK WHERE THESE MONEY IS LODGED AS THE NEXT OF KIN TO MY CLIENT AND FURTHER APPLY THAT HIS ENtitleMENT BE TRANSFERED TO YOU THROUGH THE SAID LEGAL PROCESSES.WE WILL SUBMIT AN APPLICATION TO THE BANK AND THE BANK WILL RESPOND TO YOU DIRECTLY WITHIN WHICH THEY WILL REQUEST OF YOU THE RELEVANT BACKUP DOCUMENTS TO YOUR CLAIM.I AM ON THE STAND BY TO PROVIDE YOU WITH THEIR REQUIREMENTS FROM THE STOCK OF DOCUMENTS WHICH IS PRESENTLY WITH ME, OTHERWISE I WILL FACILITATE OUR ACQUISITION OF ANY ONE DEMANDED OUTSIDE MY POSSESSION.IN AS MUCH AS I HAVE ASSURED YOU THAT THE MAJOR REQUIREMENTS TO BE DEMANDED BY THE BANK ARE WITHIN MY DISPOSAL AND REACH, THERE ARE SOME WHICH WE SHALL HAVE TO ACQUIRE THROUGH LAID DOWN LEGAL PROCESSES AT THE COURT. ONCE WE HAVE PROVIDED THE BANK WITH THEIR DEMANDS, THEY WILL NOW BE UNDER LEGAL OBLIGATION TO TRANSFER THE FUNDS TO YOUR ACCOUNT. ALL THESE WILL TAKE NOT MORE THAN SEVEN WORKING DAYS TO ACCOMPLISH. THIS IS WHY WE NEED YOUR ASSISTANCE AND PARTICIPATION IN THIS ISSUE. BE REST ASSURED THAT THE PROCEDURES TO BE ADOPTED IN AFFECTING THE TRANSFER IN YOUR FAVOUR WILL BE OFFICIAL AND LEGAL WHICH WILL PROTECT US FROM ANY BREACH OF THE LAW NOW AND AFTER THE TRANSFER THOUGH THIS TRANSACTION REQUIRES CONFIDENTIALITY. TO ASSURE YOU THAT I WANT TO WORK WITH YOU,HERE IS THE INFORMATION YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT THE DECEASED MR. TIM MARTEN, HE WAS 53YEARS OLD BEFORE HIS UNTIMELY DEATH.,HIS LAST CONTACT ADDRESS IN NIGERIA IS PLOT 541,SHELL QUARTERS,VICTORIA GARDEN CITY,LAGOS. HE DIED ON THE 2ND OF MAY 1999 WITH HIS WIFE AND THREE CHILDREN AFTER THEIR SUDDEN DEATH,WE CHECKED WITH ALL AVAILABLE RECORDS, EMBASSIES AND PUBLIC RECORDS TO FIND ANY OF HIS RELATIVES, BUT ALL PROVED ABORTIVE HENCE HIS SON WHO IS HIS SUPPOSED NEXT OF KIN DIED ALONG THE WITH HIM IN THE CRASH. THIS HAS TAKEN OVER 5 YEARS AND THE BANK’S INTENTION IS TO FREEZE THE ACCOUNT AS UNCLAIMED AND UNSERVICEABLE ACCOUNT IF NO RELATIVES COME UP IN FEW WEEKS FROM NOW. THIS IS THE REASON THAT WE NEED TO SORT THIS ISSUE OUT URGENTLY. REMEMBER YOU MUST NOT BE OF THE SAME SURNAME TO THE DECEASED BEFORE YOU CAN STAND AS HIS NEXT OF KIN BECAUSE ANYBODY CAN BE A NEXT OF KIN TO THE DECEASED.IT IS EITHER YOU ARE THE BROTHER,SISTER,COUSIN,UNCLE,NIECE,NEPHEW,FRIEND OR THEREABOUT.THE SURNAME OF THE DECEASED AS CONTAINED IN OUR RECORDS HERE IS MARTEN.
ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS JUST TO PROCURE THE VITAL DOCUMENTS FROM THE COURT AND MINISTRY OF JUSTICE RESPECTIVELY CONFIRMING YOU AS THE NEXT OF THE KIN TO THE DECEASED AND ONCE THE BANK GETS THESE DOCUMENTS, THEY WILL NOW BE UNDER PREASURE TO RELEASE OUR FUND TO YOUR ACCOUNT.
HOWEVER YOU SHOULD LET ME KNOW MORE ABOUT YOU.IF I MAY ASK, HOW OLD ARE YOU?WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS ARE YOU INTO?WHAT IS TAXATION LIKE IN YOUR COUNTRY?WHAT ARE THE POSSIBILITIES OF INVESTIMENT OPPORTUNITIES IN YOUR COUNTRY?YOU SHOULD CALL ME ON MY DIRECT TELEPHONE NUMBER 234 8034848884 FOR MORE DETAILED EXPLANATION ON THE MODALITIES OF THIS BUSINESS. YOU CAN CALL ME ANY TIME OF THE DAY AS THE TRANSACTION PROGRESSES

ONCE THESE UNDERSTANDING ARE PERFECTLY IMPLEMENTED, THEN WE ARE BOUND TO MEET IN YOUR COUNTRY TO CELEBRATE OUR SUCCESSFUL TRANSACTION IN MATTER OF DAYS.
ABOVE ALL, I PERSONALLY COUNT ON THE WILL AND BLESSING OF THE ALMIGHTY GOD TO FACILITATE OUR PLAN AND UNDERSTANDING, TO PRODUCE NOT JUST SUCCESS, BUT ALSO PEACEFUL SHARING OF THE FUNDS AT THE END OF THE DAY. AND A HEALTHY FAMILY BUSINESS RELATIONASHIP THEREAFTER. I ALSO PRAY FOR ESTABLISHMENT OF CORDIAL RELATIONASHIP BETWEEN US, GOD BEIN OUR HELPER.
RECONFIRM TO YOUR TELEPHONE NUMBER FOR EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION.
.CALL ME AFTER READING THIS MAIL
MY KIND REGARDS
FELIX UBAH esq
MOBILE:+234 8034848884
N/B==I TRIED TO USE MY MAIL.COM ID BUT IT DID NOT WORK HENCE I DECIDED TO CREAT A YAHOO EMAIL BOX

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Så jag skrev tillbaka, bara för att dubbelkolla förstås:

Im sorry Mr Ubah but my surname is not Marten. Does that cause any problems?

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